JOKES FOR THE WEEK

A young broker had just started his own real estate office. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the broker picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”  The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.

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An agent who was being paid by the week approached his office manager and held up his last paycheck. ‘This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on,’ he said. ‘I know,’ the manager said. ‘But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained.’ ‘Well, I don’t mind an occasional mistake,’ the agent answered, ‘but when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention.

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  • Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.
    Which one picked it up?
    Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist!

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  • Three Wise Women
    (as opposed to Three Wise Men)
    Do you know what would have happened if there had been Three Wise WOMEN instead of Three Wise MEN?
    The WOMEN would have:
    – Asked directions, – Arrived on time,
    – Helped deliver the baby,
    – Cleaned the stable,
    – Made a casserole, and
    – Brought practical gifts (like diapers!)

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  • A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
    After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”
    “She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”

 

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Merry Christmas to all our readers

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